I came across two examples of good football banter during my stay in England. The first one is a quote from a manager of a professional team:
If you've been out for a night and you pull, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird, but at least we got her in the taxi.
This second one is from a match report written by my 10 year old nephew in a game he played in for his school St Anthony's against Westminster Choir School:
A superb first half for us: St Ants 4, Westminster Choir School 0. We resisted the temptation to chant "You're not singing anymore!" as we left the pitch for refreshments and a team talk.
I was tickled by both.
Posted by Joe at November 3, 2003 12:40 PM